it's not easy being a bunny
by marilyn sadler

PJ Funnybunny was very sad. He did not like being a bunny.
His mother made him eat cooked carrots every day.
He had far too many brothers and sisters.
And his ears were very big.
One day PJ decided to leave home.
"I dont want to be a bunny anymore,"said PJ."I want to be a...
...BEAR!"
And PJ went to live with the bears.
But when the bears went to sleep for the winter,PJ couldnt sleep at all. Living with the bears was not very exciting.
So PJ said,
"I dont want to be a bear. I want to be a...
...BIRD!"
And PJ went to live with the birds.
PJ liked being a bird--until he tried to fly.
So PJ said,
"I don't want to be a bear OR a bird. I want to be a...
...BEAVER!"
And so PJ went to live with the beavers.
--and so it goes...pig...moose...possum...skunk...--
So PJ said,"I dont want to be a bear or a bird or a beaver or a pig or a moose or a possum OR, most of all, a skunk, what i REALLY want to be is a...
...BUNNY!"
So PJ hurried home. The Funnybunnies were very happy to see him. PJ was very happy to see them.
That night PJ ate all of his cooked carrots...and played with every one of his brothers and sisters.
He was so happy to be a bunny again that he did not care that his ears were very big."AT least everyone can see that i am a bunny,"PJ sasid, "and not a...bear or a bird or a beaver or a pig or a moose or a possum or a skunk."

now substitute "PJ" with "TJ" and you're all set.