a little bit of background information first, for those of you who dont know:
1) i ride the unicycle (and im gonna learn the giraffe.)

2) about a year ago, while i was still living just to tell of the wonder-full things, cause he was so perfect, i met a clown. to make the story short, every time i go down that street and the guy's outside, he offers me a job. so then i started to avoid that street.

today i was spinning through the neighbourhood, doing my weekly rounds. something happened to me again. ill give you a list, that will perhaps even convince you to drop by and learn a bit of one-wheeled-driving.

prologue) read 1) & 2)
3) one time i rode past this house and met these three kids (two guys, one girl). they were in a band, and liked my unicycle. that was about the extent of the conversation. so if one day you hear a song 'bout some young girl riding 'round on a unicycle, completely in love (cause of course all music is 'bout love/the opposite), then you'll know it was me;)

4) i rode past this house that burned down a bunch and a half of years ago. useless point. and i hear this humungie noise, sounded like a sick elephant/racecar. turns out my second guess was better, a pick-up truck. one of those hugggeee ones though, was coming towards me..fortunetly he decided to stop and let me go by. then a couple seconds later i hear the noise coming up behind me again, freaked me out a bit. but it turns out all he wanted was a picture. so now some random dude and his big truck have a picture of me on a one-wheeled-little-truck.

5) there's this house in the neighbourhood that always has a million and one kids running round on the front lawn. always. i think ive been there once, late at night, when there was no one there. anyways, so i always run past there or unicycle past there..and the kids dont remember me, ever. its really funny. but they're getting bigger every year. one of them couldnt walk last year..and now he's walking. i feel like some distant relative who always goes: o wow! you've really grown since i last saw you!

6) dogs bark at me, and the occasional bird makes a really weird squawking sound when i roll past.

7) an elderly lady with a cane called me slow today

8) i went down clown-guys street today

9) i met another clown. fancy that. and no im not making that up. he engaged me in a short conversation..fortunetly didnt try to recruit me or anything. but its a little odd, i have two clowns in the neighbourhood..and me. three people who do the whole unicycling thing.

10) i met 21 new people. unicycling really breaks the ice. esp. on a sunny day.