Saturday, December 30, 2006

wh r 's my h d b t c mp

ndy m d m f l g lty. w ll, n t g lty, j st bl g t d. d dnt cr sh r nyth ng, m n c mp t r. c tchy phr s - f r g d t m s s k .
p f.
d t l s n f th b st th ngs t d f r. ts l k n bs ss n d v l p d v r th p st tw y rs. and its nearly that long too. huh. n m r 2 bs ss n (wh r d n mb rs nd s mb ls r nk n th s?) h w d s ny n tt r th r ght s ll bl s t m k nyth ng w rthy t r d. m yb th t p rt f wh ts p nd d wn s s w ng w th p stm d rn sm. v ryth ngs b c m ng ld h t (r cc r nc ) nd t m k nyth ng g d t h s t b nth ght f r t l st r tr st l .
g sh d rn t, y 'v g t l t f xpl n ing t d .

pd t :
c ll m s st r nn .
n l n rs r v l + h l r s.
c mp r s ns r d r s.
m cr s rfs s t c l, s rry f r th r l v nt nf ction.
s lf r fl ct n snt wh t it s d t b .
l sts r th ng f th p st nd th y h nt m n m sl p. l v th m.
m h v ng gr t d y.
ch ldr ns rt s r v l t n ry.
g , g r ll s!
v lv t s b ck.
sh n mm.
c d d ct n r s.
d lls w ld m k f r gr t c ll ct n.

wh t s t sf s y ?

h w m ny f y kn w wh t cl ck ng s? ( m n t b g n rh t r c l q st ns)
G d cr t d th w rld n ___ d ys?

th y sh ld s r sly h v th str ke t pt n n bl gg r
w nt t g pl c s. rt t ch r t lls m h v t q t p y ng tt nt n t m l m t t ns nd r str ct ns. d nt nsw r . nd r st nd wh t f q st ns nd wh t v r h pp n d t q ck, fr wr t .

M m, D d, m K. h d f w scr ps b f r l ft. t k tr p t g sh d rn t c l f rn a c s v ry n g s th r n w- -d y . m pl nn n' n s tt n' p r nch thr wn v r th r v s f th p pl sq tt ng n th f lt l n s. k ds gr w gr t d wn h r nd th m p'll g v m m w y b ck f v r w nt t g t pr d g l.
-16 y r ld dr p t-
str ng d s r t m k ll f t m n s m th ng sp c l. m t mpt d t f ll nt th c d l v l f b t th r 's r str ct d. th b st c n th nk f s n ld p tt rn n n v r g t, b t n h. r tr st l h s g t n gh p pl w lk n d wn th str ts. p t th h m r b ck nt t.
www s m .
"s ll y r w tch th ts 35 m ll n y n r ght th r " - " c nt b l v y th ght th s w s g n n ."
th b st p rt s th t m s t t lly n t c n fs d. sc r thr f r s rt d t.
"h w d y sp ll r l f? sp ll t C- -P- -T- -L!."

h w'd d n sc l f n t t n?



a a e e ee ui . e , o ui ... u o i a e . i i a o a i , i o o u e .
oo .
e ai i o e o e e i o ie o . i i e a o e io i e e o e o e e a o ea . a i ear a o oo. u e o 2 o e io ( e e o u er a y o a i i ?) o oe a o e u e e i ya e o a e a i o o ea . a e a a o a u a o ee a i i
o o e i e e i e o i o a ( eo u a e) a o a e a i oo , i a o e u ou o o a ea e o y e.
o a i ou' e o a o o e ai i o o.

u a e:
i a y i e A ie.
o e i e a e e i + i a iou .
o a i o a e o o ou .
i o e i oo oo , o y o e e e a i e io .

e e e io i a i u e o e.
i a e a i o e a a e au e i y ee . i o e e .
i a i a ea a .
i e a i e o u io a .
ee, o i a !
e e i a .
a e e .
o e i io a ie .
o ou a e o a ea o e io .

a a i ie ou?

o a o ou o a i i i ? (i o i o e o i a ue io )
o ea e e o i ___ a ?

e ou e iou a e e i e ou o io o o e
i a o o a e . a ea e e e i a e o ui e a i a e io o y i i a io a e i io . i o a e o u e a a i ue io a a e e a e e o ui , ee i e.

o , a , i O . i a a e a e o e i e . oo a i o o a i a i o ia au e e e o e oe e e o -a- a . i a i ' o e i ' u a a o o e e oo e o e eo e ua i o e au i e . i o ea o e e a e a ' i e e y a a i i e e a o e o i a .

-16 ea o o ou -
o e i o a e a o i ea o e i e ia . i e e o a i o e o e o e i e u e a ea' e i e . e e i a i o i a o a e o o e e e o , u a . e o y e a o e ou eo e a i ' o e ee . o u e u o a i o i .
a eee oo eee.
" e ou a a 35 i io e i e e" - "i a e ie e ou ou i a e ui e."
e e a i a i a o o a o o u e . o e ee o o e ou .
" o o ou e e ie ? e i -A- -I- -A- !."

o ' i o o a a e o o e o e ?

andy made me feel guilty. well, not guilty...just obligated. i didnt crash or anything, im no computer.poof.detail is one of the best things to die for. its like an obsession i developed over the past two years. and its nearly that long too. numero 2 obsession (where do numbers and symbols rank in this?) how does anyone utter the right syllables to make anything worthy to read. maybe that part of what up and down seesawing with postmodernism. everythings becoming old hat (reoccurance) and to make anything good, it has to be unthought of or at least retrostyle.
gosh darn it you've got a lot of explaining to do.
update:
i call my sister Annie., one liners are evil + hilarious., comparisons are odorous., microserfs is too cool, sorry for the relevant infection.
, self reflection isnt what it used to be., lists are a thing of the past and they haunt me in my sleep. i love them., im having a great day., childrens art is revolutionary., gee, gorillas!, velvet is back., ash en emm., code dictionaries., dolls would make for a great collection.
what satisfies you? how many of you know what clicking is? (im not big on rhetorical questions) God created the world in ___ days? they should seriously have the strike out option on blogger i want to go places. art teacher tells me i have to quite paying attention to my limitations and restrictions. i dont answer or understand what if questions and whatever happened to quick, free write.
Mom, Dad, im OK. i had a few scraps before i left. took a trip to gosh darn it california cause everyone goes there now-a-days. im plannin' on settin' up a ranch thrown over the rooves of the people squatting on the fault lines. kids grow great down here and the map'll give me my way back if i ever want ta get prodigal.
-16 year old drop out-
strong desire to make all of it mean something special. im tempted to fall into the code love life but the area's restricted. the best i can think of is an old pattern no one ever got, but nah. retrostyle has got enough people walkin down the streets. o put the humor back into it.
awwweeesoomeee.
"sell your watch thats 35 million yen right there" - "i cant believe you thought this was genuine."
the best part is that i am so totally not conufsed. score three for sorted out.
"how do you spell releif? spell it C-A-P-I-T-A-L!."
how'd i do on a scale of one to ten?

7 Comments:

Blogger John said...

wh. tht mst'v tkn sm tm t wrt.

oa a ue ae oe ie o ie.

took me long enough just to write that.

31/12/06 8:58 AM  
Blogger Tala Azar said...

i'll read that properly later but that is a brilliant idea. i think you are a poet in disguise. kind of like e.e. cummings, the uncapitals guy. he became famous for it. and you should be famous for that. unless someone else thought of it before.
i almost wrote 'he became famous for you' - i like that better. he did he did!

31/12/06 1:46 PM  
Blogger Tala Azar said...

grr. i tried reading the first one and was going to give up, until i figured out your easy way out.
'they should seriously have the strike out option on blogger' YES
'dolls would make for a great collection' YES
'everythings becoming old hat (reoccurance) and to make anything good, it has to be unthought of or at least retrostyle' YES

you're a trendsetter. i recognize one when i see one (haha i feel like a fat old guy with a round eyepiece, or whatever those things are called, saying that). old hat, old hat. well if you know where to look you won't be bored. don't wait for other people to catch up with you. unfortunately trendsetters rarely get credit, but the secret satisfaction of controlling the world without anybody realizing it is the reward.
!what a pig i am!

rhetorical questions are awesome. people are rhetorical questions in poetic form. (ahhh, what is your love language? touch, words, gifts, acts, or time?)

31/12/06 5:12 PM  
Blogger kathleen said...

br ll nt

i ia

!

luckily, john told me the easy way out before i started to attempt to read it... otherwise... i would have attempted to read it and it would have taken me a very long time!

1/1/07 3:48 PM  
Blogger Andy said...

too bad no one else here read microserfs.

1/1/07 4:44 PM  
Blogger Tala Azar said...

i own it, i just haven't gotten to it yet. i read life after god. which is one of the best books in the whole world. :D

1/1/07 4:50 PM  
Blogger tarajoy said...

i was so tempted not to give you guys an 'easy way out'. but i gave in and now its no fun at all..purpose = half gone. haha andy, so true. and thanks for the recommendation. (darned essay!)

tala-i really dont know what my love language is.

1/1/07 8:09 PM  

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